PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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