so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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