So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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