P.S. I can't hear my feet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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