No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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