once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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