She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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