I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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