She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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