Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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