Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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