Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
