I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Randomize
