Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize