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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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