is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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