I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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