Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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