I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
