She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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