I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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