Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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