And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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