now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
COCAINE IS GR8
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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