Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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