I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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