So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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