absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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