Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
