Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I enjoy the company of your penis
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