rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you're hired as official boob wrangler
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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