Do you still have your period?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She needs sedatives and a leash
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
