when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Shame - the story of my life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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