no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
he's single and there are thong briefs.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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