I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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