I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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