He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
