Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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