just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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