Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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