you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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