Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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