i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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