yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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