Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My vagina is officially offended.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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