: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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