Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Terrible idea I love it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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