new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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