I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wish i was in the wii world.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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