i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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