My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
MIDGETS
????
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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