I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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