lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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