dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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