I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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