as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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