yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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