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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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