Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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