how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
