absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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