He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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