dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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